yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: In our group there’s a witch (me) who is fascinated with magic and a playful bard. The witch is a hoarder and will randomly pick up things along the campaign – some for spells, but some not.

The Witch rolled a nat 1 on picking up a small brick. Since her modifier is -2, she got a -1 to move it. And went along the mission. On the way back this happened.

Witch: picks up The Brick™ with a successful roll
Bard: casts spell to move The Brick™ from her hands to the ground again.
Witch: “That’s weird… I guess I dropped it…” picks it up again.
Bard: uses spell again and makes ty fly out of her hand and spin in a circle.
Witch: “Guys! Look look look! Bard did you see?!”
Bard: rolls a nat 20 on bluff. “No I didn’t. Maybe it’s magical? It might even be sentient…” then he continues to move The Brick™ around having the witch chase it.
Witch: rolls a nat 1 on sense motive. And thus proceeds to keep The Brick™ like a companion for the rest of the campaign