Taylor Weyeneth
is America’s number two official in charge of drug policy. He’s a
24-year-old former Trump campaign volunteer whose resume is singularly
unimpressive: apart from being a frat brother in good standing at St
John’s University and organizing a single charity golf tournament, the
only real jobs he’s ever held were working in his daddy’s chia seed
factory (which closed when his dad went to jail for illegally processing
Mexican steroids) and working as a legal assistant at the New York
white shoe law firm of O’Dwyer & Bernstien.
But this job was a bit of a mystery, because different versions of
Weyeneth’s resumes listed different tenures at this firm. However, one
of the partners at the firm, Brian O’Dwyer, has clarified the mystery.
Weyeneth was fired because he “just didn’t show.”
