yourplayersaidwhat:

-After beating a giant rat to find a large cache of cheese-

Rogue: Cheese…that’s all?
Paladin: Doesn’t sound like you’re having a gouda day.
Ranger: I don’t see your problem, cheese is grate.
Cleric: I don’t disabrie.
DM: Rogue, make a will saving throw.
Rogue: ….6.
DM: You take 5 points of damage and have disadvantage on your will saving throws until you take a rest