Swans are the horses of birds
intriguing thesis, but i think herons cause more existential horror
Herons are the hippopotamus of birds
i agree. hippopotamus cause existential horror and aren’t usually considered beautiful or graceful in the same way horses and swans are. it’s the combination of perceived grace and grim reality that makes a horse
good point
fuckin…. hell
Sworse and Heronopottamus sound like D&D monsters, and i should make Husband roll up stats for them.