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Swans are the horses of birds

intriguing thesis, but i think herons cause more existential horror

Herons are the hippopotamus of birds 

i agree. hippopotamus cause existential horror and aren’t usually considered beautiful or graceful in the same way horses and swans are. it’s the combination of perceived grace and grim reality that makes a horse

good point

@elodieunderglass

fuckin…. hell

Sworse and Heronopottamus sound like D&D monsters, and i should make Husband roll up stats for them.