Item: Teeth on the Cob: A cob of rapidly maturing human teeth. Over a period of 30 days, teeth go from baby teeth to golden teeth, the latter of which can be easily removed. Can be harvested up to once per week.
hi um what the fuck
@elodieunderglass is it you who likes the teeth, or is it @gallusrostromegalus?
I don’t know if either of us particularly like teeth, but I am very much enjoying waving this image around various group chats and listening to the resulting screams of horror.
Why did they crown the teeth in silver?