You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8×2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
VALID
Eyes glowing, I experience a brief flashback to those “4 star general” tests from elementary school and the answer manifests upon the page by itself. And then “New Math” by Tom Lehrer plays in my head for the next half hour.