scotchmoth:

zeathegreenbean:

just-a-squid:

jellyfish-rights:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop telling vampires to smile!!!

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

Stop Telling Sirens To Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Stoptellingwerewolvestohowl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

Stop telling ghosts to say boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

Stop telling witches to cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!