Here’s a tip

Uncategorized ,

afkland:

embersign:

afkland:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

@embersign
You know why

Look. Keeping a fork on you is just a smart thing to do.LOL

Look. I didn’t expect you to pull a fork out of your purse.