I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.
ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.
British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.
American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.
Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.
an extremely good post addition
uk animals: softtttt
us animals: danger spite
au animals: scary doom
honey badger: run
Any other parrot: colourful, chatty, a gaudy, happy fellow
NZ parrot:
Dull in colour, bright in mind. Will eat your tires and steal your earrings. Just in it for the laffs
European pigeon:
What ho, good chap, dapper fellow, neat, tidy, a bit silly
NZ pigeon:
Hefty boi, dumb as bricks, LORGE
Bold of you to assume all pigeons everywhere across the world aren’t dumb as bricks.
