theshitpostcalligrapher:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

ispepsiokaysir:

glumshoe:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

Colorful and evocative language is the backbone of writing. Instead of “she had blue eyes”, write: “she possessed shimmering cerulean orbs that functioned as optical sensory receptors in hex #007ba7”.

One the one hand I hate it, on the other, there’s part of me that loves it and I hate that I love it.

You survived crucifix nail nipples. You can survive hex #007ba7 globular photon receptors no problem.

you guys don’t know how much hotter written porn would be if people started describing stuff like nipple tone in hex codes

“The erectile tissue of his mammary papilla responded to the tactile stimulation of her hydrostatic oral muscle, darkening to hex #cd5b45 and tumescing with vasocongestion.” 

*softly but emphatically* what the fuck.

is this my cue to get involved somehow bc im attracted to the cursed energy like a moth to porchlight