Thankyou for accurately portraying the madness that is working in a florist’s. Nobody believed me when I came home with stories like “The funeral home left a message for me about how much they liked my handwriting on the dedication ribbons,” or how evil people who didn’t order soon enough before a wedding can be!

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This place. 

It’s… unlike anywhere I have ever worked. 

Oh my god. 

I haven’t even gotten around to posting the story about the dead body yet. 

The dead body isn’t even the most exciting part of the story. 

PLEASE elaborate, my gods

So I want you to know that I’ve been sitting on this story for about a week and a half now because the amount of work drama is sometimes so intense that even the interesting parts of my job have to be shelved for the sake proper emotional processing. 

But this isn’t about that. This is about milestones. 

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