biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

a-lizard-in-disguise:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i have a cold, bring me some tea

the fact that we as a species are constantly assaulted by pain death and/or fear and yet we continue to survive in an existence designed to kill us is baffling. humans are insanely adaptable and stubborn as hell and when it comes right down to it that’s the only reason we made it past the ice age, and that my friends is the tea

now that’s the stuff i was looking for!