Computer chairs are an implement of Satan and must be removed from the office, one plastic cracking headbutt at a time.
Humans get in the way a lot.
“Help I have lost my way, oh no wait, it’s just dark under the bed nm.”
The floor fan is an object of much affection and she will woo it one day.
The couch is still unclimable.
Our lifesize cardboard cutout of Legolas is public enemy number one and she did not come here to play y’all. She fucking rammed into him so hard he flipped over the back of grandma’s chair 😂
“New floor map incomplete, this may be because obstacles were encountered or the unit was moved” is code for “pick up your shit or I will destroy myself attempting to eat your socks so help me god. I am 8lbs of mechanical rage and determination and this floor will be clean”.