Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend
- Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
 - Sweatpants count as a look
 - Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
 - “Haha that’s gross let me see”
 - Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
 - Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
 - Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
 - Laying on random surfaces