A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse
RIGHT?!
You guys with your earthquakes, tornadoes, and hurricanes are all crazy. As much as I grumble about snow I’ll take the blizzards and occasional flooding of the northeast any day over that chaos.
Look sometimes the sky decides ‘you know what fuck this’ and tries to kill you, and that’s just how it is.
California will just burn in the inferno.