My co worker; “In like ten days we go to daylight savings time!”
Me; ‘retreats under desk, hisses’
Fuuuuuuuuck that shit.
THE EARLIER DAYLIGHT DISPLEASES US PRECIOUS
Her; “But I mean, I usually wake up at 3 anyway…”
Me; “WE DON’T PRECIOUS. WE SLEEPS. OUR LOVELY SLEEPS.”