re: “customers don’t fucking read”
>be me
>5 years ago
>public library IT staff employee
>shows up to work on ISP transfer day
>outside door has a sign
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes into the entryway
>inner entrance door has a sign
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>lel
>goes into lobby, walks to elevator
>sign on outside of elevator door
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>sign on back wall of elevator car
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>gets in, pushes button, door closes
>sign on inside of elevator door
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>bro we get it
>goes up to third floor employee area to clock in
>gets sent back down to computer lab area to reconnect actual library staff
>goes down to second floor
>free-standing sign as soon as elevator opens
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes to computer lab
>computer lab doors actually closed for once
>both doors have a sign taped to them
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>computer self-checkout kiosk has sign taped over its screen
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>goes over to librarian desk
>2 signs taped to front, 2 more in plastic sign holders on top of desk
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>“The Computer Lab Is Unavailable Today Sorry For The Inconvenience”
>nudges coworker
>“how much you wanna bet people still don’t read the signs lol”
>coworker doesn’t crack a smile
>hands me notepad from behind desk
>tally of people who have asked to use the computer lab
>tally is over 20
>we haven’t even been open 30 minutes yet
>mfw
