if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster
‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3
“there’s only one under-the-bed”
now THIS is the romance I want to read
I’m sorry I know I just reblogged this, but I can’t stop thinking about it.
“Look, just stay on your side and I’ll stay on my side. We can make this work.”
“That’s all very well for you to say, you’re not facing the wall.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Oh nothing, nothing at all. I’ll just let you get on with all the prime ankle grabbing shall I?”
“Oh for…look, do you want to switch sides?”
“No, no don’t trouble yourself. I’ll just lay here, and maybe pull on that blanket corner for a bit. That ought to really inconvenience them.”
“Right, I’ve had enough of this, come here.”
“Here! What are you doing?”
“Just shut up and give over. Just, give me your claw.There, see, now we can both grab an ankle if we get a chance.”
“…Right, yeah…okay…”
“Okay then…”
“Uh…“
“Yes?”
“Uh, could you maybe not, wiggle…with your tentacle it’s…it’s in…places…”
“Oh shit sorry, didn’t realize, is that better?”
“Y-yeah…”
“….”
“….”
“Dave?”
“Yea?”
“Is that your tentacle?”
“UhhHHM.”
“Oh my god.”
“Look I’m sorry but you’re the one who started it!”
“I most certainly did not!”
“You did! You’re the one who wanted to spoon!”
“Because you wouldn’t stop whining!”
“Look, just…just ignore it okay, it’ll go away if we don’t think about it.”
“…fine.”
“Fine.”
“…Dave?”
*sigh* “What?”
“What if…what if I don’t want to stop thinking about it…”