romantic gesture
m86:
honey i……. bought us matching swords
*made
well you’re in luck bud, because i used to operate a forge back in the day. here’s how it’s done:
scope out a hot one (if you cannot find one in the wild, homemade is fine)
gentle love tap
dunk in sword oil. this adds flavor to the blade.
it has been a long day. massage.
tuck. him. in.
manicure
finished. give to wife.