I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)
This is exactly what I’m talking about.
The straw is one hole.
The straw is totally solid (possibly bendy in places); the hole is encircled by the straw not a part of it duh
I discussed this with my physicist today and he informed me that the straw is in fact encircling the hole and keeping it in place, lest it get away. I quote, “you can’t just have random holes all over the place.”
WAY TO KILL MY FUCKING DREAMS
there are a lot of twelfth-century monks wondering where their wigs went right now
Wait a second now @kipplekipple … ‘your’ physicist? Do you have one in your employment, or have you domesticated a feral scientist? Answers please
It feels weird saying this to raptors, but there is a limit to the extent to which physicists can be domesticated. I’ve done my best.
There’s actually an entire debate in philosophy as to whether holes even exist. Spoilers: they don’t.
A straw encircles one hole, but it has two openings.
