This is the best D&D
“I have a dexterity of bad” is my favorite
[a series of tweets from DungeonRobyn:
first: “Can one of us dress in the dead leader’s corpse?”
“What about just his clothes?”
“Yes, I suppose that would be easier.”
second: “You are fighting a wolf.”
“Just a wolf?”
“Yes. It’s a wolf in wolf’s clothing.”
third: “What did you get when you rolled your d8?”
“9. This may be the wrong die.”
fourth: “You transform from a bear back into human form.”
“But I’m an elf!”
“Then something went terribly wrong.”
fifth: “Maybe we should heal the tieflling before we loot the room.”
“He’s fine. Look at him – he’s breathing.”
sixth: “Did I hit? I rolled a two.”
“We’ll give that a soft no.”
seventh: “Are you finally doing something selfless?”
“Oh my word, no. I’m doing something violent.”
eighth: “How did you get bit by that snake?”
“I have a dexterity of bad.”]