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How many different types of sarcasm are there? List their names and descriptions.

Selective sarcasm: when you are sarcastic for the viewing pleasure of a few, while others think you’re serious. Usually for humorous effect.

Cold sarcasm: angry, sharp, biting sarcasm that cuts the conversation in half like a knife and leaves it trailing into silence.

Hot sarcasm: innuendo. Sarcastically. It’s very sexy.

Melodramatic sarcasm: over the top! Extravagant! Ridiculous! Be! A! Drama! Queen! Get! The! Applause! You! Deserve!

Whispered sarcasm: for your personal satisfaction only. Usually hissed under your breath. Usually followed by the classic exchange of, “What was that?” “Oh, nothing.”