orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?
is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like
Me when I see a cheesecake: g o o d s h I t
My dairy allergic body: please don’t, we really dont want to have a migraine in two days over this…
My dumb ass, shovleing cheesecake into my gaping mouth: g o o d s h I t
My body, dying on the couch two days later: I f*cking told you so
Me, weakly: g o o d s h I t
Whenever I go to a hotel with family or friends it’s always really funny for me because I’ll wake up with my eyes swollen shut and they’ll be like “what…what happened to you last night” and I get to squint at them and be like “heh hotel pillows make eyes go puff puff”
