cooking show idea where the chefs (all 3 star chefs and up) have to cook for you. first part of the show the audience is shown how they struggle to come up with recipes that you are safe to eat. then the cookig process is shown with cuts to you commenting how theyre failing at preparing for you edible ingredients in a for you edible way. youre ofc the judge (and maybe two other star cooks) and you kick out all inedible ones, and the one or two left are then judged according to typical criteria.

thebibliosphere:

  • i forgot to mention that the winning dish is simply a grape on a plate

@ netflix fund this. Immediately.