simon-newman:

eldritchgentleman:

stalker-among-the-stars:

kristenbellspenis:

dontbeanassbutt:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

I THOUGHT “THE COCONUT CRAB” WAS A FUCKING JOKE THAT COMMENTER MADE UP HOLY FUCK

I was gonna ask why this hypothetical person didn’t just eat the coconut crab until I saw that picture, and my question was immediately answered.

When you have two heavily armored food sources to chose from you pick the one that can only fuck you up because of bad luck and gravity.

I think a coconut crab would also taste great…

I’d just need a healer and some magic damage dps to take one down.