Aziraphale: What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done?
Crowley: I gave a woman a forbidden apple just to have an excuse to talk with the angel I had a crush on.
Aziraphale, confused: You never told me that when we met. Who are they?
Crowley: …
Crowley: Excuse me, I have to go. I forgot to yell at my plants this morning.