yourplayersaidwhat:

So a little backstory for this.
I don’t have a microphone and we play D&D via Skype, Facebook video chat or Discord. Mostly Discord. So I have to use the microphone built into my phone which usually works. But this time I had no such luck. So we had to type.

2 not so wealthy gnomes and a blink dog, Corros Xalyx (Corros’s half sister) and Wink the blink dog, are invited to stay in a mansion. They share a room because the lord said so. They get to their room and it’s bigger than any bedroom they have ever seen. Xalyx’s jaw hits the floor. And then this plays out.

DM: Then Scott opens a door for you two, to a room that is probably bigger than any other bedroom you’ve seen. Green walls and drapes, with a few silver knick-knacks and decorations. Personally idk how big a difference there is between a queen and a king sized bed but the bed is big enough that it can fit the three of you and possibly another Wink.

Xalyx: *Xalyx’s jaw hits the floor. Then she remembers to close her mouth.*

Corros: *just gives the wistle TM*

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FUCK

DM: Jegus

Corros: I WA S JUST SEARCHING FOR THE TM!!!

DM: C’thulhu manifests in the room and kills everyone, im sorry guys you lost dnd.