fucking flamed
I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”
“What?”
“What time is it?”
“What? What do you mean—why?”
“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”
“Oh my god.”
“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”
“Tony—“
“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”
That whole thing deserved to be in the movie.