yourplayersaidwhat:

*Context: Group is divided into parts trying to kill groups of fighters and wizards that have the team flanked in a large room.The Warforge fighter hasn’t successfully hit anything the whole battle. The Rogue has greater invisibility on (cast while hidden from party) and is killing everything on the warforge side unseen.

Warforge(OoC): Dude, at least leave me the wizard, I haven’t hit anything all day.

Rogue(OoC): Fine, its an unguarded wizard that’s literally up against the wall. But we are on a timer here, you miss again, I’ll have to come back and kill it for you.

Warforge: I got this! Die!

*miss*

Table goes silent

Rogue(OoC): I return, and throw my returning dagger at the wizard’s face.

*hits and kills*

DM: Well, since you have no idea what happened to the rogue since you can’t see invisible, you swing your mighty axe down at the wizard, and for a moment, you swear you missed, but the wizard drops dead a moment later.

Warforge: Take that! I’m the greatest! (OoC) I can’t believe you stole my kill!

Rogue (OoC): I’m the thief! I steal everything!