Yall have a kettle?? I make my tea in the microwave lmao

systlin:

systlin:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

mysanaf:

systlin:

chronolith:

wodneswynn:

systlin:

shadowwytch:

systlin:

systlin:

YOU HEATHEN

LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THE PROPER TEMPERATURE MY GOD

This is the Chaotic Evil of making tea

I was born and raised in KANSAS and even I know that tea is made with a fuCKING KETTLE!

I can’t even imagine how that must taste.. *shudders*

Like sadness, I imagine.

I make my tea in the coffee pot

Natalie. 

Natalie.

why

She’s a chaos being in the flesh of a human and cannot be stopped. Chaotic Chaotic.

Here’s my suggestion on the alignment chart of tea making

Hmm. Good. True Neutral is heating water in a pan on a stove, I’d say.

I resent this slanderous accusation that anything about me is lawful.

*chugs a gallon of coffee-pot tea* Cease quoting laws to those of us with swords in our hands, mortal.

OKAY SCRATCH THAT Coffee Pot tea is it’s own alignment, Chaotic Chaotic

Lawful Evil is warming your stovetop kettle over an Actual Volcano.

OKAY OKAY SCRATCH AGAIN SO