gallusrostromegalus:

I see those Human Brain/Monkey Brain posts and I identify with them to a degree but sometimes I think my instincts are decidely more… ursine.

Human Brain: Oof, seasonal depression is really hitting me this year.
Bear Brain: MUST CONSUME FIVE TIMES MY MASS IN SEAFOOD AND/OR SMALL ARTHROPODS

Human Brain: Ugh, the holidays are really stressful.
Bear Brain: WHY ARE WE EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD BE BARELY METABOLIZING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE.  GO BACK TO BED.

Human Brain: oh look my package came i should find the scissors-
Bear Brain: TEAR INTO IT WITH YOUR CLAWS THAT YOU TOTALLY HAVE.

Human Brain: oh hey! it’s springtime and the bees are out again!
Bear Brain: TEAR OPEN A MOTHERFUCKING BEEHIVE IT’S FUCKIN’  H O N E Y T I M E

Human Brain: oh!  the cat has startled me by jumping on my shoulder! Bear Brain: SLAP THE SURPRISE.  SLAP IT RIGHT ACROSS THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR MIGHTY PAWS AND SHOW HIM WHO’S BOSS.
Human Brain: THAT’S THE KITTY NOOOOOOO!!!!