silverynight:

Aziraphale: What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done?

Crowley: I gave a woman a forbidden apple just to have an excuse to talk with the angel I had a crush on.

Aziraphale, confused: You never told me that when we met. Who are they?

Crowley:

Crowley: Excuse me, I have to go. I forgot to yell at my plants this morning.