biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hmm need an alignment chart. tumblr fill in the blanks  never mind:

lawful good: texts, only calls after advance warning 

neutral good: texts, waits for you to call (this will never actually happen 

chaotic good: texts, never calls

lawful evil: texts, calls immediately after

neutral evil: texts, calls if you don’t respond ~ 20 min

chaotic evil: leaves a voicemail, texts to see if you got the voicemail wtf???

lawful neutral: won’t pick up but checks voice messages (Do Not Befriend These Beings. they are not technically evil but Do Not Invite them into your home).

true neutral: doesn’t pick up, has never checked voicemail once in their life. texts back after 24 hrs 

chaotic neutral: lost their phone down a toilet 3 months ago