Uncle Sam: TERRORISM IS EVERYWHERE. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
America: The police are mowing down unarmed minorities and getting off scot free. Our prisons are a private industry forcing nonviolent drug offenders into slavery for profit and disenfranchising them for life. ICE goons are kidnapping children and deporting their parents to parts unknown. Our working class is being exploited and abused. Oh, and there’s a Russian finger puppet in the Oval Office, you might want to look into that too.
Uncle Sam: NO NOT LIKE THAT