Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes
thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae
you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included
update: I knew this post would be popular when I wrote it, and that still didn’t stop me from misspelling the first damn sentence
You haven’t fixed it.
I fixed it 10 minutes after posting and people still manage to reblog this version half the time
It’s natures fault too like have you seen lava pools I want to stick my whole body in there
how have any of you survived to adulthood