glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Another Forbidden Texture: those frosted, semi-translucent colorful plastic cups with the grainy surface texture.

Absolute hell. The fact that I lack a long proboscis after being served fluids in cups like these when visiting other people’s houses disproves Lamarckism.

Oh shit, and special acknowledgement of those microfiber towels meant for cleaning windows and glasses. Horrific.