Author: mcurtis

fuck-eater:

macgregorplaid:

Bernie did this for Disney, now Amazon. I hope I have half that kind of fight in me when I get older.

My mom just sent an email to the HR team citing this as why they had to increase pay for their warehouse workers. Businesses are talking and they know they have to increase wages or go under.

Also as a note: this move does just enough to cover the distance left by inflation. We still can and should move to do better.

misaimed-archer:

swimmingferret:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

the-porter-rockwell:

belligerenceforhire:

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

@rachielena

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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thenimbus:

ask-unexus:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

lisasimpsonwannabe:

enrique262:

knightrepentant:

enrique262:

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND
magnificent