Olives have a stone pit in their center. Are they a fruit?
Discuss
Huh.
So apparently olives are a fruit.
Olive oil is juice.
Discuss.
Max, this is cursed.
Truly, truly cursed.
I absolutely love it.
The notes go in so many different directions too.
Like I’m really enjoying the results of having put this out there in the world.
The lead up with the innocent question. EVERYONE affirms it is, in fact, a fruit. Some use science.
Then bam. The follow up.
Beautiful.
One of my friends said people should drink it, which…
Not wrong.
I like your friend. My exact brand of chaos.
this is cursed but yeah, im gonna have to say that olive oil is a juice if olives are a fruit
Olives are ground into paste to extract the oil, but the juice that comes out with it, as well as the pith itself, is removed, and the oil separated. Oil is not the water-based juice of the olive.
*grumbles*
Meat, on the other hand, is said to have juice
What, exactly, is being implied here?
Olive oil isn’t juice but ground beef is a smoothie
Does that mean sausages are meat-fruit roll ups?
*whispers* What have I created? */whisper*
And I thought I was an unholy being of eternal chaos. I tip my hat to you in recognition.
Now, does that mean that vampires are the cryptid version of those weird health nuts that juice everything.
any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough
This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence
I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK
BEAUTIFUL
you see thats why i love english
I like to
velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.
GOOD
My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall
why do these make some semblance of sense 😨
Because brains don’t brain logically
Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !
any noun can be a verb if you ungiveashit enough
(and we need a word coined to mean chaotic apathy as an active, rather than passive, connotations. don’t-give-a-fuck as a reason TO do things, as opposed to a reason to not do things.)
This Is Why Global Warming Is Responsible For Freezing Temperatures Across The USA
“As the Earth continues to warm, there will be reduced snow cover and less sea ice in these critical regions, which alters the pressure and temperature gradients of the regions at the boundary of the polar vortex. In extreme cases, the polar vortex weakens or collapses as a result. The migration of the jet stream is one of the first signs, and it has become an all-too-recent phenomenon in recent years.
The enormous cold snap we experienced in 2014 wasn’t a one-off event. Although for many, that storm was so memorable it feels like it was only yesterday, we can absolutely expect these types of extreme weather events to become commonplace in the coming years. The climate is changing, and it’s affecting our weather in a variety of ways all across the globe.”
So, everything is frozen, and some of you have noticed. A term that few people knew only a handful of years ago, the “polar vortex,” is now a feared word in the popular lexicon. While cold snaps have come and gone throughout our lives, we had a huge one in 2014 and are having another huge one now, and these events are likely to get more frequent going forward.
