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An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as WordPress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 


You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

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Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems – particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile – only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography – but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

@staff @support

They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.

If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly. 

itsallprimal:

snappysprinkledog:

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

May 20th 2013, 

Yahoo announced a $1.1 billion deal for blogging site Tumblr early Monday, and said it “promises not to screw it up.”

June 13, 2017

Verizon completes its $4.48 billion acquisition of Yahoo; Marissa Mayer leaves with $23 million. Verizon says it has completed its $4.48 billion acquisition of Yahoo. The assets acquired from Yahoo will be combined with AOL brands under a new subsidiary called Oath, headed by former AOL CEO Tim Armstrong.Jun 13, 2017

06/15/2018

https://www.wired.com/story/can-verizon-build-a-strong-brand-from-the-bones-of-yahoo-and-aol/

Rule 1 – If they make millions of dollars…. and it is not reinvested… 

They will screw it up, because they are not invested… 

~Primal

grandegyptianmuseum:

Hieroglyphs step by step

Grammar lessons were competently prepared to suit all beginners; and they were arranged progressively according to its use and order. These lessons focused on the ancient Egyptian writing that includes uniliteral signs, biliteral signs and triliteral signs, arrangement and direction of the ancient Egyptian writing, determinatives, phonetic complements, and the different ways to write the same word. Powered by Bibliotheca Alexandrina

mister-christmas:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

danguy96:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

badgrapple:

scotsdragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mirrorfalls:

moon-crater:

aesthethiicc:

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?

Have you ever met a rich capitalist

Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?

Marley’s ghost basically told Scrooge that if he kept being a greedy douchebag he would go to hell and Scrooge still needed convincing and that honestly is 100% believable to me

That an old rich white guy being told “Your going to hell unless you help the poor” would respond by going “I still kind of want to NOT help the poor tho?”

Charlie Dickens knew what was up.

Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.

And yet Dickens made Scrooge into an empathetic character. One whole ghost is showing how Scrooge got to be that way. You understand the complexity of his motivations and how a life can begin to harden ones heart and soul.

Dickens was not so simplistic as to make a ham fisted “durr capitalists evil” tract. There are hundreds of those. The reason why A Christmas Carol sticks with you is because even the man you’re supposed to hate you leave understanding and even liking.

Also, when we visit Scrooge’s past, we’re shown that he used to work for Fezziwig, a kindly, rich businessman who not only gave his employees the day off for Christmas with pay, but also invited them to his huge, expensive Christmas party, which not only serves as a contrast as to how Scrooge treated Bob Cratchit, but also makes it stand out among other “capitalism bad” tracts by having a rich businessman who was benevolent to his employees as character with quite a bit of significance. It’s also made pretty clear that Scrooge originally went into business so that he make enough money to support his fiancée, Belle, but the problem is that he lost his way and became consumed with greed, and neglected Belle until she had no choice but to leave him.

Another problem Scrooge had wasn’t just because he was rich, but he was rich and cheap as hell. We’re talking about a guy who was so cheap that not only did he refuse to replace the “Scrooge and Marley” sign outside his office building even after Jacob Marley had been dead for seven years, but also refused to furnish or clean up the dingy, old house Marley had left to him even after he moved in.   

Edit: I forgot to mention, the purpose of all four ghosts is to show what will happen to Scrooge if he doesn’t repent, show how he used to be and how he fell, what’s he’s missing out on and how others still depend on him, and how he can change his ways.

Marley’s Ghost shows what will happen to Scrooge in the afterlife if doesn’t start looking out for his fellow man.

The Ghost of Christmas Past shows how Scrooge had nobler goals and ambitions before he became a miser, and, as I said before, shows how he should likely emulate his old benevolent boss instead of just being another crass businessman.

The Ghost of Christmas Present shows the joy that Scrooge has been missing out on not only on Christmas, but missing out on life as well. It also shows how there are still people who rely on and even care about him, specifically Bob and his nephew, Fred (Fred because they’re only the family either one has left and Fred knows deep down that Scrooge is just hurting himself, and Bob because even though he’s not paid a lot, he still relies on Scrooge as his employer to pay him in order to feed his family, even going so far as to Scrooge “the founder” of his family’s feast in spite of his crappy treatment).

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows what will happen to Scrooge in the mortal world after he dies (ends up hated, mocked, and barely remembered in death), and how his carelessness affects the other people he knows (Bob Cratchit is out of a job and his son is dead because Scrooge neglected to pay Bob better, and it’s somewhat implied in some versions that Fred may go down a similar path Scrooge went down because they were so distant, and Fred lost the only other family he had left in the world), and this all culminates in Scrooge genuinely seeing the error of his ways, wanting to prevent all of this from happening, and leads him to swearing to “honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year.”

This is the reason for all for of the Ghosts’ visits, and why Scrooge couldn’t, in his own words, “take them all at once and have it over with.”

YES

The “Capitalism bad” yahoos missed or outirght ignored big important parts of the story to spin it as a simplistic “capitalism bad” story?

Why do you think so much fiction about robots has robots specifically be detectives

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I don’t know, but it’s frustrating that most robot detectives are good at their jobs. I want more shitty robot detectives. They’re trying their best but oh my god. Oh my god. Who greenlighted this project?! The programming is dysfunctional… the AI is a mess… the only reason they solve any mysteries at all is because people pity them and just want to help them out…

“God. I’m so sorry. Please forgive the detective – this project was rushed and didn’t get much testing or development. You’re not actually a murder suspect, it’s just decided that the most efficient way to complete the objective ‘identify murderer’ is to accuse absolutely everyone in a 20 mile radius of the crime by the logic that the murderer is probably one of the eight million people living in the city.”

“SleuthBot9000, what are your thoughts?”

“Frequency analysis of online databases suggests that the most statistically probable explanation is that ‘the butler did it’.”

“Slu…”

“Yes, sir?”

“How much did you cost to build?”

“22 million dollars, sir.”

“Jesus fuck.”

“The suspect was found with hundreds of gigabytes of obscene images on his personal computer.”

“‘Slu… these are cat pictures…”

“Like I said, sir. Obscene.”

“SleuthBot9000, I’ve been reviewing your reports. It says here that you’re programmed to meet a quota of 30 solved crimes a month.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says you have met this quota perfectly since your activation April.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It also says that there has been a single culprit in each case.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says that culprit is SleuthBot9000. Slu… have you been committing crimes just so you can solve them and meet quota?”

“Yes, sir. It was the most efficient solution.”

“What happened to the robot?”

“SleuthBot9000 has retired from the force.”

“Oh thank god.”

“Yeah uh… turns out trying to solve crimes algorithmically using machine learning was a disaster, and fine-tuning it to think more like a real cop had some, ah, unintended results.”

“Yeah? Like what?”

“Well, within three days it had become a racial profiling machine. We did some experiments and had it watch a basketball game. Every time a white player passed the ball to a black player, Slu identified the orange basketball as a gun and started recommending defensive action. It did the same thing when we showed it a video of a black toddler playing with a toy truck. It finally glitched out when we asked it to identify a black couple holding hands – it got confused because its new algorithm told it that it was looking at a gun paradoxically holding and being held by another gun. It started sparking and babbling incoherent nonsense until Sgt. Delaney shut it down.”

“So that’s the end of SleuthBot9000?”

“Well, yes and no. Internal affairs and the ACLU have requested to review copies of its programming. I like to think that Slu will get a memory wipe and spend the rest of its days peacefully misidentifying flocks of sheep in lush green fields somewhere in the countryside.”

“Captain, is that… is that SleuthBot9000?”

“I’m afraid so, Henley.”

“I thought you said it had retired to counting electric sheep!”

“Yes, well, it’s back and it looks like it’s here to stay. Get used to it.”

“But… why?! It was comically incompetent! It was humiliating to work with… I’m still sending getting angry letters demanding apologies for its behavior and dismal policing. I watched it try to arrest a bronze statue for loitering, Captain! A bronze statue!

“The one that looks like an old lady with a bag of groceries? Can’t say I blame it – never liked that statue much. The thing is, Henley, you and I both know that it was a bad detective and a joke of a cop. But… believe it or not, it did its job. Not the one we wanted it for, no, but the whole point in automating detective work was to improve policing. According to the sociologists and Internal Affairs, our friend Slu was a goddamn psychology experiment designed to inspire human achievement through relative failure. Statistics show that all departments issued a SleuthBot9000 experienced a dramatic decrease in reports of human misconduct, wrongful arrests, and violent altercations with civilians. Apparently Slu serves as a mocking mirror of our own incompetence and fills us with a desire to be better than we are. The actual damage it has caused is negligible.”

“So. We’re just gonna… let it do its thing? Its horrible, horrible thing? Because we want to perform humanity more gracefully?”

“Bingo. It’s getting a promotion.”

“That’s stupid.”

“Science fiction frequently is.”

It got better 🙂