These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
lol me too , lady
My mom once confused doctors by responding to “do you know where you are?” with the hospital’s street address.
So Scientology has recently been purchasing ad spots on social media sites including Twitter and Facebook. Scientology has always worked hard to recruit young people it seems like they’re investing in social media as well now. I know most people think Scientology is a joke but it’s a seriously dangerous cult which uses fear, extortion, violence, vandalism and various other unethical actions against those who oppose them both inside and outside the church. Here is key information on the abuses committed by Scientology:
•Scientology uses a form of pseudo-therapy called auditing which focuses largely on embarrassing and traumatic memories. Scientology collects the information you share and uses that information to threaten you if you oppose the church. They also charge huge amounts of money for auditing sessions (which is why they really are doing all this).
•They are extremely anti-psychology and psychiatry and pressure you against taking any antidepressants, anti-anxiety medication or any other drugs for mental health.
•They believe homosexuality can be “cured” and are blatantly homophobic. •Enemies of the church are labeled “suppressive persons” and it is forbidden to communicate with such people. This isn’t just to limit the negative press they receive but also is a manipulative tool. If you are in the cult and decide to leave or criticize the church you stand the risk of being completely cut off from your friends and family. “Suppressive Persons” are often also harassed, stalked, or threatened.
•If you’re new to Scientology and your family or friends are worried about you being in a cult you’re instructed to cut them out of your life, increasing your reliance on the support system (though there’s nothing supportive about it) the church give to you.
•Scientology’s doctrine includes the concept of “Fair Game”. This basically says that those who are judged a threat to the Church can be punished and harassed by any and all means possible.
•Because of this, they have no moral qualms about having their members lie in court which they use to defend themselves from lawsuits or charges that they’ve broken the law and also to help win lawsuits against their enemies. •They essentially spied on and stole information from the IRS and tried to frame the mayor of Clearwater Florida for a hit and run.
•Scientology filed 50 different lawsuits in one year against the Cult Awareness Network, an anti-cult organization. Using false testimony they won one of the suits and because the organization couldn’t pay the fine Scientology took the organizations name and logo so if you were calling to get out of Scientology you’d be unknowingly telling Scientology of your intentions. (For full transparency my mom was a member of the Cult Awareness Network before it was taken over and was sued individually by the Church of Scientology)
•Scientology has an official branch known as the Sea Org, a mixture between a paramilitary group and slavery, comprised of their most dedicated members including many children/teens who’ve been raised in Scientology. This is where some of the most rampant and terrifying abuse in Scientology occurs.
•Sea Org members often work over 100 hours a week for Scientology for around 2$ per hour.
•Sea Org member’s living conditions are terrible; they live in overcrowded communal rooms with up to 12 other people, are not given healthcare unless there is a free clinic in the area, often are forced to miss meals or sleep in order to successfully completed their work.
•Several former Sea Org members have accused the church of physical abuse. •Sea Org members may not have children and women who have become pregnant have reportedly been forced/coerced by their higher-ups to have abortions.
•Leaving Sea Org without permission automatically makes you a suppressive person, so young adults who’ve been raised in Scientology who want to leave are cut off from everyone they’ve ever known with no money or job and getting permission to leave can require 3 years of hard labor, social isolation, and group pressure.
it’s one of the scariest “religions” you’ll ever meet if not THE scariest because it was PURPOSELY created to make money. unlike most cults that do have some seed of genuine belief however twisted and off base the founders are, scientology was never a belief system – it was a get rich quick scheme for a terrible hack author who saw that there was more money to be made in manipulating people into a cult and then not letting them leave. higher and higher levels of scientology, which you have to take to be truly “clear” aka free of evil spirits, will cost you thousands and even millions of dollars. they will literally hook you into a billion year contract and then pursue you for any money you “owe” them, thousands of “back fees” for their religious training, if you try to leave.
stay the fuck away from anything marked scientology or dianetics. narconon (NOT the same as narcotics anonymous, the 12 step program) is also their thing. never even step FOOT into one of their free dianetics “auditing sessions” because they will use it to manipulate you into joining. they are incredibly persistent and will use every trick in the book to get you on board.
scientology: not even once.
Off the top of my head, a non-exhaustive list of “Brand Names” used by Scientology:
Narconon
Dianetics
Associate of Better Living and Education (ABLE)
Criminon
Applied Scholastics
Delphi Schools
The Way to Happiness Foundation
Author Service Inc.
Bridge Publications Inc.
Golden Era Productions
New Era Publications
Citizens Commission on Human Rights
The National Commission on Law Enforcement and Social Justice
Do not join any of the organizations. Do not work with them. Do not use their materials. Do not give them your money. Do not sign any documents.
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I can add nothing to this post except to say that this is true. I’ve crossed paths with these people several times. It’s a fascinating and terrible psychological control.
People easily mistake neurodivergent speech patterns and communication styles for run-of-the-mill pretentiousness.
I don’t want to get too specific right now, but a lot of people who are neurodivergent (namely autistic, but there’s lots of overlap) struggle with communication. To them, writing/typing may be far easier and more natural than speaking aloud, but it can still come off as unusually formal, overly precise, or more awkwardly structured than usual. Sometimes it’s interpreted as “pretentiousness” because it doesn’t have the same casual cadence many neurotypical writers may use.
This.
wait people consider this offensive?
Not offensive so much as irritating, I guess. It’s low-hanging fruit and easy to mock whenever people pick up on something “off” about you.
Other times, people assume that you employ formal language or “advanced” vocabulary because you’re trying too hard to sound intelligent or superior. What you intend to be clear and specific may be interpreted as condescension.
I’m autistic. I’ve been mocked for sounding “anal”, accused of being a “snob”, and called plain old “cringey” for being overly formal. Oddly enough, I don’t really have this stiltedness while speaking and I’m much more casual in person. That’s learned from years of interacting a lot in a wide variety of situations. For whatever reason, though, I can’t get that to carry over to the Internet for the life of me unless I’m talking 1:1 with someone I’ve had time to get to know. If you’re not in my inner circle/we’re not DMing, you either get this formality you’re seeing here, or my over-the-top “shitposting” tone.
So, yeah, please try not to assume anything about people based on their written communication. It doesn’t always have anything to do with their personality/character or how they feel about you. We can’t all type like neurotypicals.
I think one big intersection here is when male autistics (am female, but oldest offspring is male) are easily mistaken for “mansplaining” when talking about special interests. Many men explain things women already know to them because they either intentionally or carelessly assume that the woman doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Autistic men will have a very hard time understanding why telling a woman something she already knows in exhaustive detail would bother her because we’re both very interested in quantum mechanics or trains or whatever, right?
how could mansplaining and infodumping get confused i don’t get it
“Mansplaining” is when a man (typically) explains something to a woman (typically) “a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing”. Sometimes condescension is obvious and hostile (Man: “Oh, miss, let me fix that for you! You probably don’t know how an engine works. Wouldn’t want you to chip a nail!” Woman: “I literally own my own autorepair shop.”) but other times it’s ambiguous, and certain people are more sensitive to feeling like they are being talked down to than others.
Infodumping is “I enjoy explaining this thing that I find interesting, and my enthusiasm for talking about it can make me oblivious to the feelings and level of interest of my listener”. So if a man – especially one who might not be great at reading subtle social cues – begins infodumping about his special interest to a woman, she might interpret his tedious over-explanation of everything he knows about it as a sexist assumption that she must not understand the topic herself. His thought process might be, “Oh, I love this thing, I want to express that by sharing details about it!” while her thought process might be, “Jesus, I know all about this, he must think I’m stupid and uneducated, and he’s ignoring my eyeball-rolling!”
I fight against the dread and despair by putting pressure on my senators and members of congress to stand up to Trump and his terrible policies, I work to affect change where I’m able (in my community, when I’m out in the world and see people being Trumpy, etc.), and – this is really important – I practice self-care by logging out when it’s all too much.
It doesn’t mean that you don’t care when you unplug and take time for yourself to do things you enjoy. It just means that you’re caring for yourself, so you’re ready to jump into the fight when you’re needed.
But your friend is 100% on the money about Trump. He is an abusive person, and he is making the entire country feel like we are trapped in a home with our abuser. It’s terrible, and the first step to ending his reign of terror is to vote in Democrats this November, so they can take back the House and maybe the Senate, and put some meaningful checks on his authoritarian abuses of power.
Vampires can and do indeed eat food in Phangs, and Riya’s favorite sweet treat is chocolate truffles. She likes to poke a fang through the middle to get to the gooey center when no one is looking. She also likes to make people bread and honey sandwiches when they’re feeling upset. It’s something she remembers Vlad doing for her as a child before her Undeath. It’s her comfort food.
Ursula has a notoriously sweet tooth and is easily bribed with honeycomb, but is also partial to a strawberry cream if you happen to be going past the confectioner in town. She’ll eat pretty much anything put in front of her, and develops a particular affection for sticky toffee pudding, which is a somewhat northern staple where Nathan is from. Fresh fruits also never go amiss, but if it’s sour be prepared for it to be foisted onto your plate. The rare exception to this is lemon drizzle cake.
While most werewolves struggle to digest chocolate (Nathan is particularly prone to migraines and feeling ill if he eats any) some have found they are able to eat white chocolate or carob if offered, but it’s not something they go out of their way to consume. Nathan doesn’t have a very sweet tooth, he prefers savory desserts, like a good cheese board or tart. He is partial to butterscotch once every blue moon (figuratively or literally, hard to tell with werewolves) and has a moment of epiphany when Ursula combines the two to make a butterscotch cheesecake. It’s the one dessert the trio can agree upon and are able to share.
Vlad likes primarily tart and sour things. If your caramel isn’t salted he doesn’t want to know about it. He can abide chocolate but prefers it to be extremely dark chocolate, the kind that a doctor can prescribe to an anemic patient for the iron content. He’s also partial to jams and marmalades and will also use them to sweeten his tea, a habitual throwback to where he and his family are originally from.
He also likes aniseed things, and will happily eat all the licorice things no one else wants. Not the modern guff though, real licorice, the kind that tastes like it was dredged from a tar pit and filtered through a batch of absinthe.
Hard toffee can go fuck itself though, he’s cracked a fang more than once on that shit.
Not the modern guff though, real licorice, the kind that tastes like it was dredged from a tar pit and filtered through a batch of absinthe.
I helped drink down a bottle of Black Sambuco last week. It was glorious!
Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like:
“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?”
“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.”
“…Noted.”
“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material – however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.”
“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”
“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”
“Yeah.”
“Does such a process not hurt?”
“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.”
“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?”
“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?”
“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.”
I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.
Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues
Secret Service agents grabbed Martese Maurice Edwards today when he
showed up for work at the White House, where he worked as a private
contractor for the WH National Security Council.
A man by that same name is wanted for attempted first-degree murder in Prince George’s County, Maryland.
Mr. Edwards, who is 29, “was taken into custody just after noon at a
checkpoint in the 1600 block of Pennsylvania Avenue NW,” reports the Washington Post:
A spokesman for the Prince George’s County Sheriff’s Office said their
records show that warrant was taken out May 17. Details of the
allegations could not be learned Tuesday evening.
The Secret Service said in a statement that a member of its uniformed
division ran Edwards’s name through a criminal database when he arrived
at the White House. That database provided information on an active
warrant, officials said.
Edwards was turned over to D.C. police for processing. He was charged in
the District with being a fugitive from justice and could later be
extradited to Maryland. The Secret Service said he worked as a private
contractor, but his precise job or where he worked at the White House
was not provided.
The Secret Service told CBS News pretty much the same thing:
“On June 4, 2018, the U.S. Secret Service was notified by the Criminal
Justice Information System (CJIS) that Martese Edwards was the subject
of a warrant issued out of Prince Georges County, MD. On June 5, 2018,
Edwards was promptly arrested by Secret Service Uniformed Division
Officers at a checkpoint outside of the White House complex when he was
reporting to work as a contractor. Edwards was transported to MPD Second
District for processing.”