This snake has gone missing and even though he’s a known escape artist we think he was stolen. If you see any postings about a ~7ft albino red tail boa, especially in the Southern California area, please contact me! He has scars on his head and back from previous escapes so that’s how we would know it’s him for sure. His name is Lemony Snicket and he was one of the first snakes I met at my job and he’s the nicest RTB ever.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
hungover me, lurching downstairs at 7am to chug a quart of water: *trips on the second step, falls off this and lands on my neck, crushes 12 vertebrae, dies*
This one of those things at taco bell you drop coins in to try and get free food. Except you’re the coins
KIRK IS HOLDING A ZINNIA. THE SAME FUCKING FLOWER.
FUCKING NASA MAN
No. Nononono. You don’t understand.
I am so mad about this. Like, not like I wanna kill someone, but mad, as in, hysterical?
They wanted to answer questions about plants in space, right? How biology and botany would work in space. Because then who knows? We could grow crops in space, or fix the atmosphere. Or create the perfect biome for plants that are now extinct. Who fucking knows, right?
They could have taken a food crop. Wheat, maybe. Or rice. Something they could observe to see if it would be possible to solve a food shortage or whatever. Maybe a small apple tree to see if it would bloom, and then see if there could be a way to make it fruit.
Or, you know, go the genetics route and take a sweet pea. See if zero gravity does anything to how genes are passed on. Mendel did it in a shed, why not a tin shed in outer space, right? Oh the possibilities.
Was it so wrong to take the zinnia? No, of course not. In my little horticultural brain, I thought, oh how lovely! A splash of colour in the emptiness of space. Something bright and cheerful, something that gives hope. That must have been it, right?
But no.
SOMEONE went, “Nah, mate, here’s an episode of Star Trek where Kirk is holding a ZINNIA in a SPACE DESERT.”
I could scream. I don’t know if I love or hate these fucking nerds. Oh my gods.
Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore
Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now
UPDATE: Jeremy purchased black hair dye from Amazon before leaving home, but no one knows if he had the chance to use it before leaving, or even if he used it after. But it’s the only new clue so far since Saturday. Please continue to share if you’re able. Thanks.
Hey tumblr, we need your help finding a queer youth.
Jeremy Star Negrelli is 17 years old, and lives in Highland Heights, Ohio. Jeremy is about 5’5, 100 lbs., and was last seen late Saturday night, May 5, 2018, after getting home from work.
Jeremy left home with his phone, laptop, and tortoise shell cat in the photos above. There has been no activity on Jeremy’s phone or bank account since Saturday.
Jeremy may be trying to get to Canada to meet a man he has been in contact with. Police and Jeremy’s family have absolutely no information on this person.
Queer youth are among the highest risk groups for homelessness, runaways, and exploitation from traffickers.
If you have any information that could bring Jeremy to safety, please contact Highland Heights detectives at 440-442-1221, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children at 1-800-843-5678, or 911.
Please share. Thank you.
hey everyone. can y’all share this please. this is a friend of a friend and they still haven’t heard from him. it’ll be a week on sat since he disappeared, so the more eyes on this the better. you might not live in ohio or canada, but someone who follows you might, and may be able to help.
