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wilwheaton:

“Logan Paul is the antic avatar of young white male entitlement. Whether he’s quintuple-parking at a national park, embodying negative American stereotypes in Italy and Japan, having his dog sign a legal contract, “feuding” with his equally annoying brother Jake, driving a school bus 30 miles per hour in the highway fast lane, or recording a music video in which he rides a “bicycle” made out of women while announcing that he can and will “ride your girl with no handlebars,” Paul will make you despair for the future of this great country. He is astoundingly ignorant and unnecessarily loud, self-aware enough to know when he is being an annoying jerk, and smug enough to know that he will face few consequences for his actions.”

The last Logan Paul assessment you ever have to read.

GOP Congressgangster Ralph Norman does not regret pulling a loaded gun on constituents from “Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense”

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mostlysignssomeportents:

When a delegation from Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America went to visit their Congressman, Ralph Norman [R-SC; @RalphNorman; (202) 225-5501; email], he drew a loaded handgun on them and placed it on the table between himself and his voters for “several minutes.”

The Congressman explained that he carried his gun because “I’m not going
to be a Gabby Giffords. I don’t mind dying, but whoever shoots me
better shoot well, or I’m shooting back.”

Gabby Giffords was a member of Congress who survived being shot in the head by a rampaging gunman in 2011. Her husband affirmed Norman’s position, in part, tweeting
“Congressman Norman is right — he’s no Gabby Giffords. When I think of
@GabbyGiffords, I think of courage and public service, not intimidating
constituents.”

Norman told the Post and Courier that he had no regrets about
pulling a loaded firearm on his constituents and that he plans to do it
again: “I’m tired of these liberals jumping on the guns themselves as if
they are the cause of the problem. Guns are not the problem.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/08/they-needed-killin.html

animerol:

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wodneswynn:

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

gallusrostromegalus:

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squirrelstone:

uswe:

just-shower-thoughts:

A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

   #for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies
 

@writernotwaiting

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

@teland

I don’t usually reblog stuff, but this is just golden.

@lightshadowverisimilitude

@crescent-the-grumpy-bunny, it’s funny you tag me on this becuase I’m having my first period in over a year and wondered why I was having a meltdown this morning.