gallusrostromegalus:

thebisexualmandalorian:

the-last-hair-bender:

thebisexualmandalorian:

the-last-hair-bender:

Can someone actually make this drink?

This would taste like ass.

It would taste like so much ass. And also cost like $500.

So I wrote it all out, and I am even more horrified.

• Equal parts lemon liqueur, vodka, and cognac.  
• 1 cup peach schnapps.
• A little vodka.
• Some sake
• 1 bottle white/sparkling wine
• A little Prosecco
• 1 shot melon liqueur
• 1 part berry vodka
• ½ part strawberry liqueur
• 2 shots vodka
• 1 part anise liqueur
• ½ part raspberry liqueur
• Some vanilla vodka
• 1 container vodka
• Equal parts pear brandy
• 1 shot juice from a jar of jalapenos

Can someone say “trash can punch”?

I don’t even drink and I got liver problems just reading that.