When a man tried to enter his own house, his Nest doorbell got
suspicious and locked him out. Nest’s facial recognition feature
confused the man, B.J. May, with the Batman T-shirt he was wearing, and
apparently even Batman isn’t allowed through the front door without the
owner’s consent.
My @nest
doorbell automatically locks the front door when it sees a face it
doesn’t recognize. Today it didn’t recognize me, so I went into the app
to investigate and… pic.twitter.com/qcgE4Ii1pn
Nest was just following orders, and May didn’t hold a grudge. In a
later tweet he said, “To answer some questions: Yes, the door was
unlocked. My family was home, and my son was in/out the front door
playing. I unlocked the door using my pin. I also could have used the
phone app. It was no biggie, I just thought the face recognition fail
was funny.”
We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates
“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”
*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*
*record scratch, freeze frame*
“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
This is then followed by a series of clips from interviews with various Gotham citizens, all of whom give humorously ironic descriptions of Bruce Wayne’s idiocy:
“Bruce Wayne? I hear the guy gets through a super-car every month! Replaces every one, just like that!”
*Cut to shot of the Batmobile flipping end-over-end after slamming into one of Bane’s APCs*
“Wayne? Please! The guy would probably have accidentally killed himself years ago if he didn’t have that butler to babysit him!”
*Cut to Alfred physically restraining Bruce from going out to fight Scarecrow while having a broken arm, a concussion, and the flu,*
“I bet he throws away cash like it grows on trees!”
*Cut to Batman shouting “Hey, Lucius! Ask R&D to make some kryptonite/Nth metal alloy baterangs! Y’know, just in case!”
“I’m almost jealous. Super rich and he gets to hang out with gorgeous women across the world? Sign me up!”
*Cut to Bruce being slammed face first into a wall repeatedly by Lady Shiva.*
