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disgustingplants:

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i get a ton of asks about this and every so often i have to mention that these are succulents from the genus lithops and….they all look like this 

theyre just…..they just all look like butts man. and i would be remiss. absolutely REMISS. if i did not mention what they look like when they flower 

here is a site that has all the species of butts with associated images available to witness…..endless entertainment

also i should mention that as part of their physiology they have so shed their old buttcheeks (leaves- they make a few pairs at a time, but theyre always paired up) every year to be replaced with new, fresh buttcheeks. i cannot make this up this is something they do.

Disgusting.

well if u were in the desert trying to protect urself against the endless beating sun and roaming hungry animals between u and a lithops we know who would survive………one of yall doesnt look like a rock in the endless sand and how many months can u go without rain huh helen????? how many????? i rest my case

@wilwheaton, this seams relevant to your interests.