Hey, brain! Catch!
Guess who was out of the house recently.
Tag: brain
The Half Hour
S05E09 – Emily HellerI’m… honestly not sure how much harder someone could @ me. Really not.
I’ve never been dragged like this before
Me: I’m begging u please focus on the task at hand.
My brain: we-
Me: Please.
Brain: ARE FARMERS.
Me: BUM BUH BUM BUH BUM BUM BUM
When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
