Broccoli review
Taste: 4/5
Texture: 5/5, very crunchy when raw, beautifully soft when cooked properly
Other notes: constant screaming while chopping into pieces was annoying, i don’t care that you have a wife and kids, I’m just trying to make dinner.
Tag: Broccoli
The most worthwhile thing about eating brocolli is pretending that they’re trees and you’re some planet-sized being of ultimate power devouring a forest as the puny beings down below search desperately for a hero that can defeat me and save their broccoli forest.