Business: We need to engage with the millennials as an untapped workforce.
Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.
Business: But they’re notably hard to market to and this presents a problem for us as a business.
Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.
Business: Analysts are baffled by their strange sense of humor and fast-moving trends, what they want is a complete mystery.
Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.
Business: …
Millennials: Please, our families are starving.
Business: … a complete mystery.