Tag: Business

cannibalcoalition:

Business: We need to engage with the millennials as an untapped workforce.

Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.

Business: But they’re notably hard to market to and this presents a problem for us as a business.

Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.

Business: Analysts are baffled by their strange sense of humor and fast-moving trends, what they want is a complete mystery.

Millennials: Please give us higher pay and benefits.

Business:

Millennials: Please, our families are starving.

Business: … a complete mystery.