Tag: cats

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wethatkindoforc:

dryadgurrl:

partyslugg:

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

he became so smooth i’m so proud of him

Doctors HATE him for discovering this one skin-smoothing trick!

Every now and then this post picks up traction again and honestly those last two replies are my favorite so I’m reblogging to preserve them on my blog forever.

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glumshoe:

My cat is touched-starved and demanding because everyone else but me is unwilling to pet her. They are unwilling to pet her because she is a bad person who loves crime and hurting people. She doesn’t understand how these things are connected and so I must bear the full load of both her affection and her bloodthirsty violence.

#she is currently poking holes in my body and vibrating

#while i am still bleeding from when i reached towards my computer and she decided that was punishable

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simon-newman:

eldritchgentleman:

satansyoungerbrother:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

satansyoungerbrother:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

janeandthehivequeen:

caramellcat1998:

drawing-prompt-s:

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

is good eight legged friend!

I love him!

HE LOVE U

YAY!

I will need to remember this for when Laeth starts creating her cute eldritch pets.

Tarantulas are quite low on the list of animals that I want to keep but they are undeniably beautiful creatures.

Especially the colorful ones like this
Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens:

Or this
Avicularia purpurea

beauty:

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kvothe-kingkiller:

viandpuppycat:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothbloodless:

kvothe-kingkiller:

kvothe-kingkiller:

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

bastard man ate some rubber bands

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

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and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

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mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

twin agents of darkness