My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
Garkit,
Garpaw,
and, if fortune favors the cat in question,
Garstar
Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed
So I’m reading comments on that previous Tobi post with the glowing eyes and laughing to myself that people think he’s a god/demon/etc and needs offerings and such.
But then come to think of it I was buying blood for him at the butcher shop so maybe there’s something to that after all.
